The Big Idea - Like Violet Beauregarde
Exorbitant silk
Chinese silk was flowing and gorgeous, so naturally, every rich person in Rome wanted some. This great city was full of people with more money than sense. Leaders like Cenna thought silk was just awful. It was too delightful and women should NOT look so beautiful. Men often thought it was immoral and also exorbitant (cha-ching). The capital spilling out of Rome for goods like silk led to economic and urban development all along the bourgeoning Silk Roads. Villages became towns and towns became cities. Local economies blossomed and new landmarks sprang up. Rome was the buyer and China/The East the vendor, but the middle or bridge was the โฆMiddle East and Persia. Moving these goods from East to West created the first global supply and demand economy. However, consider things in your country bought from another country. How do people feel about it? Immigration of people and importation of goods arenโt always popular? โWhat about our potatoes???โ cried the Roman farmers. *Potatoes werenโt brought to Europe until the sixteenth century, you buffoons!*
Rome conquers all and teeters
Rome thought this trading business was all well and goโฆgooโฆgrand, but whatโs better than trading partners? Stealing everything for yourself, of course! Why trade when you can just take it! Rome fixed its gaze on Persia and burned through money to conquer Babylon and major cities. Emperor Valerian got caught in his attempts at conquest andโฆgot turned into a footstool by the Persian Emperor and then ermโฆstuffed! Letโs move on. The folly of conquest is that when you mess things up terribly, you REALLY mess things up. Wars cost money and the money must come from the proceeds of war or the tax people pay at home. The growth of Rome galvanised Persia. Grown rich from letting trade flow through its lands, the new leaders of Persia, the Sassanians in 220 A.D/C.E centralised power in its central government. The Persians invested in huge infrastructure projects like mass irrigation to provide more food, like potatoes (*Potatoes werenโt brought to the Middle East until some guys from Europe got some in the sixteenth century, you nincompoop!), and bring down food prices, making it a more forceful and more intractable (difficult, dudes) adversary for Rome.
When you succeed, you incite greed
What a rhyming couplet! Brilliant. Bravo whoever wrote this book. Everyone wanted what Rome had and any system that grows so large becomes stretched and taut. Gaps appear like the Guinness World Record Largest Bubblegum Bubble Ever Recorded. Soon, it splits and gum gets on your face and hair and toenails and dog and dad and dodgy dodo. Tax revenue within Roman lands dwindled and costs rose as its armies battled on. Everything comes down to having enough to pay for what you need. If you donโt, you must borrow or cut corners, and both are doomed to failure. Rome itself was far away from where the juicy stuff was - the East. Emperor Constantine did the sensible thing when your empire is losing money, he built a city called Constantinople in the 4th century (what a big-headed thing to do) full of lavish, breathtakingly beautiful architecture, and expensive opulence. It was the bridge between Europe and Asia. A bridge over the world to connect the East and the West. Fly my dodos, fly!
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