What did one hat say to the other?
You wait here. I’ll go on a head.
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
Bison.
Why do French people eat snails?
They don’t like fast food.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Just in case he got a hole in one!
DO YOU HAVE ANY JOKES??????
Why did the hairdresser win the race ?
He knew a shortcut!!😁