HELLO, HUMANS! I WILL TELL YOU A FEW RIDDLES YOU MIGHT WANT TO HEAR.
Q. Why did the koala fall off the tree?
A. Because it was dead. Well,DUH.
Q. Why did the second koala fall of the tree?
A. It got hit by the first koala who died.
Q. Whu did the third koala fall off the tree?
A. It thought that it was a joke and fell on purpose.
Q. What was the tallest mountain before Everest was discovered?
A. Even if it wasn't discovered, it was still Everest!
Well, maybe this would be boring to you, but I'm still sastified in your comments, so please do!